NEW YORK — Another W for law and order! The Immigration Board of Appeals just slammed the door on Mahmoud Khalil's last-ditch effort to dodge deportation. Turns out, whining about Israel doesn't give you a free pass to ignore immigration laws. Who knew? Khalil, a former Columbia University grad student and professional Palestine enthusiast, is now one step closer to getting the boot. The Board of Immigration Appeals issued the final order of removal on Thursday. Apparently, shouting "From the river to the sea!" isn't exactly a winning legal strategy.

This dude was the poster child for the Woke Left's attempt to normalize anti-Israel rhetoric. The government claims Khalil's pro-Palestinian protests at Columbia were "aligned to Hamas." And while they haven't presented a smoking gun (yet), let's be real – where there's smoke, there's fire. Plus, all that performative outrage? Total cringe. Remember when he spent 104 days in immigration jail and missed the birth of his kid? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. His lawyers are still trying to pull some legal jujitsu in federal court, but it's looking like a Hail Mary at this point.

The Board of Immigration Appeals, bless their hearts, is actually doing their job for once. They're setting precedent by saying, "Hey, maybe don't break the law while you're here." Groundbreaking stuff, I know. Khalil, who was born in Syria and has Algerian citizenship (the plot THICKENS), claims he'll be targeted if he's deported. Cry me a river. Maybe he should have thought about that before aligning himself with… checks notes …people who want to eradicate an entire country.

So, farewell, Mahmoud. Enjoy the scenic route back to wherever you came from. And remember, folks: don't break the law, and maybe, just maybe, you won't get deported. It's not rocket science, people. Stay tuned for more updates on this saga. It’s gonna be YUGE!