Okay, snowflake alert! The Guardian is hyperventilating because ICE flights – you know, the ones that send illegal aliens back where they came from – are apparently contributing to climate change. 335,876 tonnes of carbon emissions in 2025, up 88% from last year, is the new outrage du jour. Because, obviously, the real climate emergency is deporting people who shouldn't be here in the first place. LOL.

According to Human Rights First (more like Human Rights Last, amirite?), there's a "staggering increase" in these flights. No kidding! Trump promised to secure the border, and he's delivering. Now the woke crowd is using climate change as their latest weapon against border enforcement. It's always something with these people. First it's family separation, then it's the plight of the children, now it's the carbon footprint of the deportation van. Give me a break.

Let's get real. These flights are a drop in the bucket compared to, say, China's industrial output or the private jet usage of Hollywood elites lecturing us about our carbon footprint. But who cares about context when you can virtue signal about the environment and bash Trump at the same time?

This is peak leftist hypocrisy. They want open borders, free stuff for everyone, and a world powered by unicorns and rainbows. But when you point out the practical consequences of their policies, they suddenly become concerned about the environment. Hilarious.

Meanwhile, the U.S. is bombing Iran (allegedly in self-defense), Ebola's running wild in the DRC, and the Japanese Prime Minister is embarrassed about something (who knows what). But the real crisis is that ICE is using airplanes to do its job. Priorities, people!

The only thing green about this whole situation is the money being wasted on this manufactured outrage. The world's ending over some friggin' ICE flights. These people are beyond parody.

We deport these illegals, then they will not be causing emissions from this nation! The planes would be flying whether or not they are deporting.

So next time you hear a leftist complaining about the environmental impact of ICE flights, just remember: they're not really concerned about the climate. They're just mad that Trump is keeping his promises. And that's something we can all laugh about.

This situation highlights the absolute disconnect between the woke elite and the average American. While they fret over theoretical environmental damage, regular folks are dealing with the real-world consequences of illegal immigration: crime, overcrowded schools, and strained social services. Priorities!