NASSAU, BAHAMAS - So, some cuck's husband got nabbed in the Bahamas. Allegedly. Who knows what REALLY happened? Anyway, while the normies are distracted by that, based Trump just tweeted another redpill to Iran. You know, the country that's basically a 47-year-old war crime, according to Fetterman. Based Fetterman?

And speaking of space, these Artemis II astronauts saw 'unbelievable sight' up there? Probably the looming Chinese space station. But instead of focusing on who's gonna own the moon, we're busy purging “woke politics” from NASA. Good luck with that, Scott. Maybe start with their pronoun policies. Meanwhile, some fed found files on a leaker's computer labeled 'Batch 1 for Reporter.' Shocked, I tell you. SHOCKED.

Florida's bus driver charged with 29 counts of child neglect? Sounds about right for clown world. Colorado keeps getting clobbered in court. All those Soros-funded judges, I tell you. It is a sad day when Americans are slain in crimes allegedly tied to illegal immigrants, but no one cares. A teen vanished 30 years ago and turns up living 1,100 miles away? Probably joined a commune or something. Don't trust the government.

Spanberger's taking a victory lap for her predecessor's achievements. Classic Dem move. And the GOP's whining about redistricting. Cry more, RINOs. Some Iranian dude's son is getting roasted for his LA lifestyle? No sympathy here. If your regime sucks, maybe don't live in Beverly Hills. The tax filing deadline is coming up, and 70% of voters think their taxes are too high. Welcome to the club, sheeple. Wait till they try to install a carbon tax.

Nashville's letting Muslims skip school for prayer. Separation of church and state? Never heard of her. Dem candidate's still mad at Rogan for not bending the knee to Hasan Piker. Pathetic. Dr. Oz is revoking Medicare access for some doc. Good. Drain the swamp, one billing code at a time. Pete Hegseth put some reporter in his place? About time. Someone’s gotta call out the MSM’s BS.

At least the Masters has $1.50 sandwiches. That's the REAL story. Secretary Wright is warning about California's energy crisis. Thanks, Gavin Newsom. You're doing great. And apparently, Harry and Meghan stressed out the Queen. Boo hoo. Cry harder. Parents are distracting toddlers with name games? Peak parenting in the 21st century. This whole planet is going to hell in a handbasket.