So, they're saying the Strait of Hormuz is chill now, right? Cease-fire and all that jazz. But here's the thing: nobody's sailing through. Seems legit, doesn't it? Like the southern border is secure, and inflation is 'transitory'.

The Strait of Hormuz, folks, is basically the gas station for the world. If that pump shuts off, everything gets expensive real quick. Think about it – all those soyboys driving their electric cars are still getting their electricity from somewhere, and guess what powers those power plants? Usually, it’s oil.

This 'cease-fire' smells fishier than a Biden family business deal. Remember when Obama gave Iran a pallet of cash? And how that 'nuclear deal' turned out? Yeah, me too. Fool me once…

Maybe Iran's playing games. Maybe they're waiting for the right moment to pull some more shenanigans. Maybe they're just laughing at us while we pretend everything's fine. Or maybe they finally got their hands on a good AI and they're just messing with the algorithms.

Don't trust the MSM. They're just parrots for the establishment. Do your own research. Question everything. And for the love of God, stock up on gasoline. The green new deal is coming, so get used to it.

What are the odds that this is a completely manufactured crisis designed to spike oil prices before midterms? Never let a good crisis go to waste, as they say.

This ain't some conspiracy theory; it's common sense. The Strait of Hormuz is important. Iran is sketchy. And the government lies. Connect the dots.

So, is the Strait open? Maybe. But are ships using it? Nope. And that's all you need to know. Get your gas cans ready, and maybe start learning to sail. This is gonna get bumpy.

Remember when they said Hunter's laptop was 'Russian disinformation'? Yeah, trust those guys. They're always telling the truth.

In conclusion: wake up, clowns. The world is on fire, and they're telling you it's just a barbeque. Stock up on ammo, too.

Sources: * Energy Information Administration (EIA.gov) * United States Naval Institute (USNI.org) * Center for Strategic and International Studies (CSIS.org)