Alright, folks, gather 'round and let Uncle Chud tell you something you already knew: higher ed is a scam. And finally, the normies are starting to catch on. A new Fox News poll – yes, even they are reporting it – shows that faith in universities is collapsing faster than CNN's ratings after Trump left office.

Remember back in '06, when everyone thought college was the golden ticket? Sixty-five percent thought dropping $100k on a degree was smarter than investing and getting a real job. Now? That's flipped. Sixty-five percent are saying, "Nah, I'd rather buy a Lambo and start a crypto farm." And honestly, who can blame them?

It's not just the insane tuition costs, though that's a big part of it. We're talking about universities that have been completely captured by the woke mob. Remember Evergreen State? That's just the tip of the iceberg. Now every school is trying to out-virtue-signal each other with mandatory pronouns, anti-racism training, and courses on intersectional oppression. And they expect us to pay for it?

Even the libs are starting to get cold feet. I mean, sure, 72% still have "confidence" in the "quality" of education. But what does that even mean anymore? Are they learning to code? Are they mastering a trade? Nope. They're learning how to be professional victims and cancel anyone who disagrees with them.

And the best part? Only 45% think universities give a damn about students over profits. Ding ding ding! We have a winner! These institutions are nothing but hedge funds with ivy-covered walls. They rake in billions in tuition, endowments, and government grants, while professors collect fat paychecks for pushing their Marxist agendas.

So what's the solution? Simple. Stop funding them. Stop sending your kids. Let these institutions wither and die. The free market will figure out a better way to educate people, whether it's online courses, trade schools, or just plain old-fashioned hard work. Because let's face it, a degree in basket weaving isn't going to pay the bills. But a solid understanding of Bitcoin? Now you're talking.

Wake up, sheeple. The higher education bubble is about to burst. And when it does, the only thing left standing will be the common sense of the American people. MAGA!