Hegseth Nukes Woke Ivy League Garbage Pits, Based
War Sec. Hegseth tells elite universities to pound sand, cuts off the gravy train for commie indoctrination camps.
Washington D.C. - War Secretary Pete Hegseth just went full based and nuked the Ivy League, announcing a ban on Department of War attendees at Princeton, Columbia, MIT, Brown, Yale, and probably a bunch of other leftist hellholes. The ban kicks in for the 2026-27 school year, meaning these commie factories have a couple years to figure out how to survive without sucking on the taxpayer teat.
Hegseth dropped truth bombs, calling these places 'factories of anti-American resentment and military disdain.' You know, places where they teach your kids to hate America and apologize for being born with the correct chromosome combination. Shocking, I know.
Apparently, these 'elite' institutions have been gorging themselves on American tax dollars for decades, only to turn around and churn out woke robots who think the US is the Great Satan. Hegseth is right to pull the plug. Time to starve the beast, folks.
He says they replaced 'the study of victory and pragmatic realism with the promotion of wokeness and weakness.' Translation: they teach kids to be soyboys and complain about microaggressions instead of learning how to win wars. No wonder our military is going woke so fast, the grunts are being indoctrinated by diversity hires.
'The Department of War is finished subsidizing the corruption of our own in uniform class,' Hegseth declared. You love to see it. Finally, someone in DC with a pair. He's basically saying, 'We're done paying for the privilege of our enemies' wicked ideologies to be taught to our future leaders. We’ve had enough.' Amen, brother.
Of course, the usual suspects are clutching their pearls and screaming about 'academic freedom' and 'intellectual diversity.' But let's be real, these universities are echo chambers for leftist propaganda. They don't want intellectual diversity, they want total ideological conformity.
And let's not forget the sheer grift involved. These universities charge exorbitant tuition fees while pushing Marxist garbage. It's a racket, plain and simple. Hegseth's ban is a direct hit to their bottom line, and that's a beautiful thing.
