Another day, another globalist cruise ship becomes a floating petri dish. This time it's the MV Hondius, and apparently, some poor blokes are catching hantavirus. Hantavirus! I mean, what is this, a zombie movie? Three dead already, and now a third Brit is potentially infected. You just can't trust the elites to keep us safe, can you?

It all started with some virtue-signaling voyage to…wherever. Now, suddenly everyone's clutching their pearls over a disease you normally only hear about when some survivalist guy in Montana gets bitten by a field mouse. The UKHSA (more like UK-HAS-A-PROBLEM, amirite?) confirmed two previous cases in the Netherlands and South Africa. Sounds like a real woke world tour gone wrong.

The WHO, fresh off their COVID track record (or lack thereof), is warning about more cases. Sure, guys. Just like those '15 days to slow the spread' turned into two years of lockdowns and mask mandates. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me…well, you can't get fooled again, as the great Dubya once said.

But seriously, this is what happens when you let anyone and everyone traipse around the globe. Borders are for a reason. Walls work. Maybe it's time to build one around the entire ocean. Or, hear me out, just nuke the whole thing from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

They're saying this could be a human-to-human strain. Oh, wonderful. Just what we needed. Remember when they said COVID wasn't airborne? Remember when they said the vaccines were 100% effective? Yeah, me too. They're already saying the Brits on board are being “closely monitored”. By whom? The same people who told us Hunter Biden’s laptop was Russian disinformation?

So, the ship is headed to Tenerife. That's great. Let's just spread the joy, shall we? And the UK government will be there to…assist? Probably hand out pronoun pins and tell everyone to stay home for another two years. Meanwhile, regular folks can't afford gas to get to work, but hey, at least the elites got their hantavirus cruise.

They're planning a “dedicated repatriation flight”. You know, the kind where they probably serve lab-grown meat and lecture you about your carbon footprint while you're coughing up a lung. And get this: “strict infection control measures”. Translation: more masks, more social distancing, and probably a digital passport to get a cup of lukewarm tea.

And of course, a 45-day isolation period. Because apparently, we’re still living in March 2020. So just comply, chuds. Stay home. Watch Netflix. Order Uber Eats. And remember, it's all for the greater good…of keeping the globalist elites fat and happy.

This is what happens when you prioritize “inclusion” over common sense. When you let woke ideology infect everything. When you trust the “experts” who have been wrong about everything for the past three years. The solution? Simple: close the borders, drain the swamp, and tell the WHO to take a hike. And maybe invest in a good hazmat suit. Just in case. MAGA!

Looking back, the black plague didn't have woke airlines and cruise ships to spread it globally, it went by donkey and word of mouth. Imagine what THAT pandemic would look like today. Shudders