So, the Green Party has chosen Chris Kennedy, a nurse, as their sacrificial lamb for the Makerfield by-election. Because what this country REALLY needs is another virtue-signaling activist pushing for policies that'll bankrupt us all. They say he's a “committed local campaigner,” which probably means he's really good at blocking traffic and gluing himself to things.

Zack Polanski, the Green Party's fearless leader (lol), claims the election is about “lower bills, warmer homes, and a greener economy.” Translation: Higher taxes, more regulations, and a one-way ticket to economic oblivion. These clowns are living in a fantasy world where money grows on trees and unicorns power the grid.

But wait, there's more! Polanski also wants to grill Andy Burnham on his commitment to “fair voting, public ownership, and a new economic settlement.” Which, let's be honest, sounds like a commie manifesto written on hemp paper. Seriously, these people make Bernie Sanders look like Ayn Rand.

And here's the best part: the Financial Times is reporting that the Green Party is actually worried about splitting the progressive vote and letting Reform win. So, they're basically admitting they're useless virtue signalers who can't win anything anyway. Participation trophies for everyone!

Kennedy himself says he wants to “defend our area against the politics of hate and division.” Translation: He wants to silence anyone who disagrees with his woke agenda. Because nothing says “unity” like shutting down dissenting voices.

Hayley Pierce, the portrait artist who almost got the nod, dodged a bullet. Turns out her social media past could have been problematic. Guess she said something that didn't perfectly align with the Cult of Wokeness. The horror!

Meanwhile, Reform is running a plumber. A freakin' plumber! At least he knows how to fix something instead of just breaking the economy. And the Conservatives? They're running a former mayor. So, basically, the usual suspects.

Get ready for another round of virtue-signaling, hand-wringing, and taxpayer-funded nonsense. The Green Party is here to save the world, one virtue signal at a time. God help us all. sips coffee