So, some Dem clown is getting absolutely hammered by a $4 million ad blitz exposing their, ahem, 'obscene history.' Details are scarce, but you know it's gotta be good when they're dropping that much cash. Probably something the woke mob will defend as 'nuanced' and 'part of their journey,' but for normal people, it's probably just gross. Gotta love the smell of napalm in the morning...or the smell of a politician's career going up in flames.

Speaking of career-ending moves, Orange Man Bad, a.k.a. Trump, is still out there swinging his tiny hands and warning Iran about their nuke fetish. If they ditch the deal, he's promising pain. This after he already ripped up Obama's 'legacy' (read: appeasement) deal years ago. Remember that? Good times. The libs are probably clutching their pearls and screaming about war crimes, but let's be real: someone needs to keep these Ayatollah-wannabes in check. Sanctions, saber-rattling, whatever it takes. Nobody wants a mushroom cloud over Tel Aviv, except maybe the Harvard faculty lounge.

And because life is always a dumpster fire, Vannesa Trump is dealing with some undisclosed medical drama. Thoughts and prayers, etc. Even if you hate the Trumps (and let's be honest, half of you do), nobody deserves that kind of stress.

Raul Castro got indicted for being a commie dictator, shocker. A daycare lady in Minnesota is facing fraud charges, further proof that the system is rigged. Some con on death row had 'haunting words' before he got the juice – probably just blaming Trump. And the Senate is trying to stop government shutdowns, because apparently, those actually inconvenience them. Imagine.

Bezos is whining about the Washington Post losing money. Maybe try reporting actual news instead of Orange Man Bad 24/7? Just a thought. And Karen Bass is blaming bureaucracy for her homelessness failures. Classic. Next thing you know, she'll be blaming the patriarchy.