Canberra, Australia – The perpetually triggered Greens party, fresh from lecturing us about pronouns and the weather, are now demanding Australia bend the knee to Hamas and defund Israel because, you guessed it, 'disastrous, illegal, immoral war.' Seriously, these guys make AOC look like Margaret Thatcher.

David Shoebridge, the Greens' answer to Sun Tzu (if Sun Tzu was a soy latte-sipping social justice warrior), wants to cancel over $1 billion in arms contracts with Israel. Because nothing says 'peace' like unilaterally disarming a democratic ally facing constant existential threats. I'm sure the mullahs in Iran are very concerned about Penny Wong's 'grave concern'.

Let's be real: the Greens' foreign policy is basically 'America bad, Israel bad, anything that offends Western sensibilities good.' They probably think Hamas is just misunderstood freedom fighters who need a hug and a GoFundMe page. Never mind the rockets, the suicide bombings, or the genocidal rhetoric. Details, details.

Of course, they're ignoring the fact that Hezbollah, a designated terrorist organization, is using Lebanon as a launching pad for attacks against Israel. But hey, facts don't matter when you're busy virtue signaling to your base of trust fund socialists and unemployed baristas.

Tony Abbott, bless his conservative heart, is right: Australia needs to stand with our allies. But instead of sending troops (which would probably just get bogged down in woke training seminars anyway), maybe we should send the Greens to Gaza. Let them negotiate peace with Hamas. I'm sure they'd be totally receptive to their demands for vegan options and gender-neutral bathrooms.

The economic impact of cancelling arms contracts? Irrelevant. The strategic implications? Who cares? All that matters is feeling good about sticking it to the 'oppressor' — even if it means siding with actual terrorists.

This whole situation is just another example of the woke left's moral bankruptcy. They're so obsessed with being 'anti-imperialist' that they're willing to ignore the realities of the Middle East and prop up regimes that make ISIS look like a daycare center.

So, to the Greens: get a grip. Stop simping for terrorists and start defending Western values. And maybe lay off the soy lattes. They're clearly affecting your judgment.