So, the neocon dream team of Uncle Sam and Bibi just gave Iran a little 'present.' Turns out, precision-guided freedom isn't just for Baghdad anymore. The fallout? Airspaces are closing faster than Kamala's approval rating, and the globalists are clutching their pearls because their carbon-spewing vacations are getting delayed. Cry more, snowflakes.

Let's be honest, Iran's been asking for this since, well, forever. Funding terrorists, shouting 'Death to America,' and generally acting like the world's angsty teenager? Consequences, meet actions. Now, those consequences are arriving in the form of grounded flights and cancelled business trips. The horror!

Of course, the usual suspects are already whining about 'escalation' and 'humanitarian impact.' Spare me. These are the same folks who think pronouns are more important than protecting the border. Now they're worried about stranded 'climate refugees' missing their organic kale smoothies? Get real.

This whole thing is a reminder that the world isn't some kumbaya circle. There are bad actors out there, and sometimes you gotta smack 'em down. Sure, it's inconvenient for the Davos crowd, but tough cookies. Maybe they'll learn to appreciate the Pax Americana a little more.

The real victims here are the normies stuck in airports. But hey, at least they have a story to tell, right? 'I was stranded in Dubai because America decided to restore freedom to the Middle East!' That's way more interesting than complaining about gas prices.

And let's not forget the economic impact! The 'experts' are already predicting doom and gloom. But honestly, a little market volatility is good for the soul. Shake things up, separate the wheat from the chaff. Besides, who needs a vacation when you can own the libs online?

So, raise a glass to the brave men and women who made this happen. May their aim be true, and may the skies remain free. And to all the stranded travelers: remember, you're doing your part to own the commies. Stay strong, stay based, and never apologize for being awesome.

In the grand scheme of things, delayed flights are a small price to pay for keeping the world safe from Iranian shenanigans. So, suck it up, buttercups. Your suffering is a sacrifice for the greater good – a good that involves America kicking ass and taking names.

Bonus points if this whole mess leads to higher gas prices. The lefties will spontaneously combust, and that’s always a win.

Pro-tip: Use the delay to redpill your fellow travelers. Spread the truth. Wake them up from the MSM-induced coma.

Stay vigilant. Stay patriotic. And remember, the only thing better than a cancelled flight is a woke tear.

Sources: * U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) * The Heritage Foundation