So, get this: 85 countries are holding a pow-wow in Colombia later this month, all about phasing out those pesky fossil fuels that, you know, power civilization. It's called the 'First International Conference on the Just Transition Away from Fossil Fuels.' 'Just' for whom, exactly? Certainly not for you, paying $5 a gallon at the pump.

Remember that virtue-signaling clown show, Cop30? Saudi Arabia, bless their oil-soaked hearts, put the kibosh on some eco-tyrant's 'roadmap' to ditching fossil fuels. The snowflakes got triggered and are now plotting revenge in Colombia.

This time, they're ditching the UN's consensus rules – because, you know, democracy is only cool when they win. Instead, it's majority rule, meaning a handful of petrostates can't stop the woke agenda from steamrolling your freedom. How convenient!

Colombia and the Netherlands are co-sponsoring this eco-summit. Colombia, a major coal exporter! The Netherlands, home to Royal Dutch Shell! The irony is thicker than the smog they claim to be fighting. It's like the arsonist offering to sell you a fire extinguisher.

And guess who's invited? None other than Gavin Newsom, the hair-gelled governor of California and aspiring dictator-in-chief. He's probably measuring the drapes in the White House already, dreaming of electric cars for everyone (except himself, naturally).

They're gonna yak about phasing out $7 trillion in fossil fuel subsidies. Seven. Trillion. Dollars. Of your money. And they will redistribute that money how they see fit, and you will drive your $80,000 electric vehicle and you will be happy.

Meanwhile, back in reality, the Iran war is reminding everyone that fossil fuels are kind of important. Jets, tanks, refineries – all powered by the stuff these clowns want to ban. It's almost like they want us to freeze in the dark.

They call it a 'just transition,' but it's really a transfer of wealth. From you to them. From the West to the Global South. From freedom to tyranny. Don't fall for the greenwashing.

Wake up, sheeple! This isn't about saving the planet. It's about control. It's about power. And it's about making you dependent on the government for your energy needs. So, next time you fill up your tank, remember who's trying to take it all away. And fight back.