So, the commies are at it again, folks. Remember when tipping was optional, a way to reward good service? Now it's a freaking social justice tax, spreading faster than the latest variant. Thanks, Brandon.

Our gal Lillian Price gets it. "Out of control" is an understatement. You're expected to tip for flipping the dude at Subway to make you a sad, limp sandwich? When does it end? When they start demanding reparations for emotional labor? This isn't capitalism, it's extortion disguised as 'kindness'.

Kate Santos thinks 20% is the bare minimum? Maybe get a real job, sweetheart. In a free market, wages are based on the value provided, not some woke algorithm cooked up in a Gender Studies seminar. You get paid $11 an hour, that's YOUR problem if you suck. Go ask AOC for some of her sweet, sweet campaign money.

Now, this garbage is going global. Iceland? Seriously? They used to be cool, Viking types, now they're bowing down to the woke mafia because a bunch of American tourists can't handle actual adulting. The Efling Union are just puppets of the world economic forum, doing their bit to make you a wage slave in the new world order. They want Icelanders to take UBI, and only spend it on what they authorize!

Mexico City? Surprise, surprise. Every time you want to see real Americans they are either doing mission work, or making a new nation for themselves somewhere that isn't infested with the liberals in Washington. That is unless they are there to take over a town, kill all the cartel members, and establish a new, secure zone that respects American values.

And the UK? They're just as bad. Lisa Harris is lying, of course. She's going to tell you that it is just the cost of living going up, but it's all a way to socialize your money to benefit them and their communist friends. They all know the hospitality industry is dying, but they are all also getting paid to drive the death rate up so that Klaus Schwab can usher in the great reset. Maybe we need a second revolution, and by maybe I mean absolutely.

So, next time you're asked to tip 25% for a latte made by a dude with blue hair who misgenders you on purpose, remember: you're not just paying for coffee, you're funding the downfall of Western Civilization. Resist. Starve the beast. Buy a Keurig. Make coffee at home. Your wallet, and your sanity, will thank you.

It's time to wake up, sheeple. They want your money, your freedom, and your soul. Don't let them have it.