Alright, listen up, buttercups. The MSM is trying to gaslight you into thinking everyone's staying home, broke and miserable, thanks to the Brandon Regime (UK Edition). But the truth is, almost 19 MILLION drivers are about to unleash hell on the roads this bank holiday weekend. That's right, despite gas prices hitting levels not seen since before the Great Reset (of 2022), and despite the EU's new 'entry-exit system' turning Dover into Checkpoint Charlie 2.0, people are still saying 'Screw you, Klaus Schwab!' and hitting the beach.

They're calling it a 'leisure trip.' We call it an act of defiance. Four in ten drivers are flipping the bird to the climate lockdowns and heading for the coast. Sure, 5% are cowering at home, clutching their crypto wallets and rationed crickets, but the rest are roaring back in defiance.

The AA, bless their cotton socks, is warning about traffic jams. As if we didn't know! They're saying day trips are the new black because, well, who can afford a hotel room after paying for petrol? But hey, at least they're admitting the plebs are still moving. Bournemouth is apparently ground zero for this glorious display of civil disobedience. Get some, Bournemouth.

Then there's the Port of Dover. The EU's 'entry-exit system' (EES) is supposed to be this high-tech, biometric marvel. In reality, it's a clusterfrick of manual checks and hour-long queues. The French, naturally, are dragging their feet, because efficiency is a capitalist plot. Eighteen thousand travellers are expected to run the gauntlet between Friday and Sunday. Godspeed, patriots.

But don't worry, the Davos crowd is still getting their kicks. While you're stuck in traffic on the M25, two million elites will be jetting off to the Mediterranean on half-term breaks. Abta is crowing about 'strong demand' for trips to Spain, Italy, and Greece. So while you're sweating in your Vauxhall Corsa, they're sipping Aperol spritzes on the Amalfi Coast, plotting your demise.

Cirium, the aviation analysts, says over 12,000 flights are leaving the UK, filled with the global elite. Friday is the busiest day, because of course it is. Palma de Mallorca is the top destination, because obviously. Network Rail is pretending to be helpful, but let's be honest, they'll find a way to screw up your train journey.

So this bank holiday weekend, remember what you're fighting for: the right to a slightly overpriced ice cream on a crowded beach. The right to breathe unregulated air. The right to tell the elites to shove their digital IDs where the sun don't shine. Get out there, clog those roads, and make the globalists seethe. It's your patriotic duty.