London — The libs are seething as Brits, facing yet another “unprecedented” heatwave (remember last summer? And the one before that?), are flocking to the nearest Curry's to snag an air conditioner. Turns out, people like being comfortable, who knew?

The Guardian is clutching its pearls about the environmental impact, conveniently ignoring the fact that China is building a coal plant every week. Typical. Jon Connorton, a software developer (surprise, surprise) in east Hampshire, is feeling guilty about his portable AC, even though he powers it with solar panels. Dude, relax. Enjoy the cool air.

Apparently, 4 million homes in Britain now have AC, double the number from three years ago. The climate alarmists are hyperventilating, claiming that air conditioning will doom us all. Newsflash: people have been cooling their homes for decades. It's called progress.

Nicole Miranda, a “sustainable cooling researcher” (paid to worry), is vaguely supportive of Connorton's solar setup. But she probably secretly wants us all living in caves. The Energy Saving Trust, another taxpayer-funded doomer organization, claims that eight hours of AC use results in almost 5kg of CO2 emissions. So what? That's less than Greta Thunberg flying to another virtue-signaling conference.

They want us to pre-cool rooms during the day when renewable energy is supposedly abundant. Right, because everyone has time to schedule their lives around the whims of the wind and sun. And if you don't have solar panels, you're basically a climate criminal.

Andrew Sissons from Nesta, a “charity,” says people shouldn't feel guilty for using AC. A rare moment of sanity. But the underlying message is clear: you're a bad person if you want to be comfortable.

Natalie Mathie from Uswitch wants a fully renewable grid. Good luck with that. In the meantime, I'm gonna crank up the AC and watch Netflix. Maybe order a steak. Because freedom.

Let's be real, this whole thing is about control. They want to dictate how we live, what we consume, and how we feel. But the jig is up. People are waking up to the climate scam.

Embrace the AC. Own the libs. Make summer great again.

Sources: * Energy Saving Trust (lol) * University of Oxford (double lol) * Nesta (triple lol) * Uswitch (as if)