ATLANTA — Well, folks, the Georgia primary is over, and it's the same old circus. We got Republicans LARPing as MAGA warriors, Democrats tripping over themselves to be the wokest of them all, and enough money sloshing around to make your head spin. You love to see it.

The Dems are patting themselves on the back because they got a bunch of people to show up. Good for them. Now let's see if they can nominate someone who isn't completely insane. Ossoff is about as popular as unflavored tofu, and that's saying something.

Meanwhile, the GOP primary for Senate is a glorious clusterfrick. We got Rep. Mike Collins, who's probably fine, Derek Dooley, the legacy pick (Daddy's name recognition, baby!), and Rep. Buddy Carter, who's...also there. Trump's staying out of it, probably because he knows this thing is going to a runoff anyway. Smart man.

And the governor's race? Oh, boy. We got Lt. Gov. Burt Jones, who's got Trump's blessing, but then some billionaire, Rick Jackson, decided to drop $80 MILLION of his own cash to buy himself the nomination. Talk about a hostile takeover. Jones dipped into his own convenience store empire for $20M, so at least we know he sells gas.

Both parties are screaming about 'electability' because they're terrified of nominating someone who'll get curb-stomped in November. The Republicans are worried about being nationally unpopular (duh), and the Democrats are worried about, you know, being Democrats. Both of the Republicans want to suck up to the right-wing base while not scaring the normies.

Oh, and there are some Georgia Supreme Court seats up for grabs. The Democrats are trying to 'flip' them because apparently everything has to be politicized now. Can't even have judges just, like, judging things based on the law. Gotta make it about 'social justice.'

So, yeah, that's Georgia. A lot of noise, a lot of money, and probably not a whole lot of actual change. But hey, at least it's entertaining. Now we sit back, grab some popcorn, and watch the runoffs. Should be a real clown show.