So, get this: some future stethoscope jockey in Gaza is having a real bad time trying to become a doctor. Why? The Rafah crossing is playing musical chairs, closed more often than a woke college campus to free speech, thanks to the never-ending Gaza war. Remember that war? Yeah, the one where the Blob is still getting billions and 'experts' are still bloviating about 'root causes.'

Turns out, when you're stuck in a place that's more fenced in than a Biden press conference, getting to school is kinda hard. Who knew? I mean, it's not like these kids are asking for much, just the chance to not die before they can prescribe antibiotics. But hey, national security, right? Or maybe just the usual geopolitical kabuki dance where everyone pretends they're surprised when things go sideways.

And let's be real, this isn't just about one kid and their dreams of cutting people open for a living. It's about the whole damn system. The NGOs wringing their hands, the politicians making empty promises, and the talking heads on TV spinning the same tired narratives. It's all a big, beautiful, taxpayer-funded dumpster fire, and this student's derailed career is just another ember.

I mean, seriously, are we even trying anymore? Or are we just content to watch the world burn while we argue about pronouns and whether pineapple belongs on pizza? Because last I checked, that kid in Gaza doesn't give a flying fig about woke ideology; they just want to not get blown up on the way to class.

But hey, maybe I'm just being cynical. Maybe this time will be different. Maybe this time, the international community will swoop in and magically fix everything with a few strongly worded statements and a pile of cash. Yeah, and maybe pigs will fly, and AOC will admit she was wrong about something. Don't hold your breath.

So, what's the solution? I dunno, maybe stop funding both sides of the conflict? Maybe hold the 'leaders' in Gaza accountable for, you know, leading their people into a perpetual meat grinder? Maybe just nuke the whole thing from orbit? (Okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the point.)

The current crossing situation is a real inconvenience, to the Gaza student. What’s next for this student?

Probably nothing good, TBH. The dream of being a doctor? Up in smoke, right next to their future and the hope for a better life. But hey, at least the military-industrial complex is doing just fine. So, silver linings, am I right?

Just another day in the clown world. Pass the popcorn.