Alright, folks, buckle up because your wallets are about to get a whole lot lighter. Thanks to the latest foreign policy blunder—a good ol' fashioned war with Iran—gas prices are doing the Macarena. The national average is up 50%, and if you live in California, well, enjoy paying six bucks a gallon while Gavin Newsom lectures you about your 'privilege'.

According to the AAA, we're looking at $4.54 a gallon on average. But let's be real, that's just a starting point. California's already at $6.16, and you know it's heading higher. Meanwhile, the flyover states like Oklahoma are chugging along at a measly $3.96. Guess who's subsidizing whose virtue signaling?

The geniuses at the Energy Information Administration (EIA) tell us that over half the price of gas is just the raw cost of oil. And guess what? Brent crude is up over 50% since we decided to poke the Ayatollah. Shocked? I'm not.

Some lady from California Forward, a 'nonprofit business group' (read: unelected bureaucrats), named Kate Gordon, says it's all about 'geography'. "Proximity to pipelines…mountain ranges…ports…" Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blame the landscape, not the morons who shut down pipelines and strangled domestic energy production.

Here's the truth: This isn't just about pipelines and mountains. It's about deliberate policy choices. It's about a woke administration that's more interested in virtue signaling to Greta Thunberg than keeping your gas tank full. It's about regulations so thick you can't see the pump for the trees.

Remember when we were energy independent? Remember cheap gas? Yeah, those were the days. Now we're back to being held hostage by foreign oil and the whims of power-hungry dictators. But hey, at least we're 'fighting climate change,' right?

So, next time you're filling up your tank and your credit card screams in agony, remember who put you in this position. Remember the politicians who promised you a green utopia while emptying your bank account. And remember to vote accordingly.

The Great Reset is working as planned. You'll own nothing and be happy. Except, you won't be happy. You'll be broke and seething. But at least the elites will be flying around in their private jets, telling you to take public transport.

This is what happens when you prioritize feelings over facts, when you elect clowns who think windmills can power the world. Enjoy the ride, folks. It's gonna be expensive.