Gas Prices Hit $4.48: Thanks, I Hate It (and the 'Globalists')
Remember when gas was, like, not a down payment on a used car? Now it's $4.48 a gallon. Thanks, Brandon!

So, get this. The 'average' price of gas in the US is now $4.48 a gallon, according to the libs at AAA (probably). That's a FIFTY PERCENT jump since before whatever the heck's going on overseas. Fifty percent! I haven't seen a percentage that high since my last meme stock went to the moon (and then crashed back to Earth, naturally). Look, I'm no expert, but I know that high gas prices mean I have less money for tendies, and that's unacceptable. Gas prices affect everyone, but the ruling class doesn't care, of course.
But seriously, $4.48? What is this, California? Oh wait, it's spreading. Soon, we'll all be driving electric scooters powered by virtue signaling and solar panels made in China. Wake up, sheeple! This isn't about 'climate change' or 'saving the planet.' It's about control. Control of your wallet, your freedom, your ability to drive your gas-guzzling pickup truck to wherever the hell you want. They want you eating bugs!
Remember when America was energy independent? Yeah, those were the days. Now we're begging dictators for oil. It's simple, really. Drill, baby, drill! Open up the pipelines! Stop appeasing the woke mob and start looking out for the average Joe (and Jane) who just wants to fill up their tank without taking out a second mortgage. Time for some based politicians to fight back and defend our right to affordable gas.
Also, I heard from a guy (trust me) that the price hikes are directly linked to the Deep State's plan to replace all cars with self-driving soy-mobiles. Coincidence? I think not! It's all connected, man. Do your own research (but don't trust the mainstream media, obviously). Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go fill up my tank while I still can afford it. Maybe I can find a gas station selling 'Let's Go Brandon' stickers.


