So, you thought you could virtue signal your way through the Louvre this summer? Guess again, snowflake. Biden's inflation is hitting harder than a Libs of TikTok exposé, and that 'grammable getaway to Europe is now just a distant, soy-fueled dream.

Remember when the left was screeching about 'corporate greed'? Turns out, printing trillions of Monopoly money has consequences. Now your precious Euros are worth less than Hunter Biden's artistic integrity, and airlines are charging you extra for oxygen on the plane. Welcome to the real world, where woke policies meet woke wallets.

Historically, only the elite could afford this crap anyway. Now that Middle America briefly had a taste of cheap travel, the elites are making sure we know our place. Go back to your trailer parks and Disney World, peasants.

The libs will probably blame climate change next. 'Oh noes, carbon footprint!' Yeah, well, I'm blaming the Green New Deal for turning my vacation fund into toilet paper. At least I can wipe my tears with it.

What's the solution? Stop voting for socialists, for starters. Also, maybe learn a trade instead of getting a gender studies degree. Then you might actually be able to afford a ticket to see the Mona Lisa, or whatever. Or just stay home and watch Fox News. It's cheaper and way more entertaining.

Seriously, though, this whole thing is a microcosm of the bigger picture. The left wants to redistribute wealth, but they don't understand how wealth is created. They're too busy virtue signaling to realize they're destroying the economy. Wake up, sheeple.

And while you're at it, stop demanding free stuff. Nobody owes you a European vacation. Work hard, save your money, and maybe one day you'll be able to afford it. Or just marry rich. That works too.

Meanwhile, I'll be over here grilling brats in my backyard, enjoying my freedom and laughing at your misery. #MAGA #LetsGoBrandon #StayBrokeLibs

It's all part of the plan, see? Keep you poor, dependent, and virtue-signaling. Control the narrative, control the people. But hey, at least you got to change your pronouns. Worth it?