Yo, gas prices are higher than Hunter Biden on a Sunday afternoon. AAA says the national average is $4.55, a four-year high. Thanks, Brandon! And shoutout to Gavin Newsom in California, where gas is over SIX DOLLARS a gallon. He's busy virtue signaling while your wallet weeps. It's all going according to plan, sheeple.

Remember when Trump was president and gas was cheap? Yeah, those were the days. Now we're funding Iran's next terrorist plot every time we fill up. Thanks, globalists! The elites are laughing all the way to the bank, probably in their private jets while lecturing us about our carbon footprint. What a joke.

Newsom's beef with Chevron is peak California cringe. He's telling people to avoid Chevron like it's the plague, but conveniently forgets to mention his state's insane regulations are a huge part of the problem. Chevron moved its HQ out of Cali in 2024 for a reason, folks. Wake up! And Newsom's telling people to go to the 'unbranded' gas stations? That's like telling you to buy your steak from a dude in a trench coat. Sketchy.

Despite the pain, people are still driving. Arity says we're logging more miles since the Iran war started. What are we gonna do, not go to work? Not see our families? The system is designed to keep us enslaved to the pump. They WANT you stuck in traffic, so you can think about nothing except buying more useless crap.

The 'experts' are telling us to drive smoothly and inflate our tires. Groundbreaking advice, guys. Maybe they should tell Biden to stop printing money like it's going out of style. And Newsom should maybe… I dunno… drill for oil? Just spitballin' here.

And the EV push? Don't even get me started. Remember when the tax credit disappeared? Now they're pushing 'used' EVs. Because who wouldn't trust a used electric car? Probably needs a new battery after 30 miles. These virtue signaling machines are definitely not the answer for regular folk.

The solution? Stop voting for these clowns. Demand energy independence. Stop apologizing for being American. And maybe, just maybe, we can get gas prices back to a reasonable level. Until then, buckle up and get ready for more pain at the pump. It's gonna be a bumpy ride. Get your 'I did that!' stickers ready, boys.

Remember, it's not a conspiracy theory if it's true. Stay woke, my friends.