So, two more baguette-munchers get released from Iran's five-star prison resort. Apparently, Cecile Kohler and Jacques Paris, a couple of tourists (wink, wink), spent three years getting intimately acquainted with Tehran's hospitality after getting caught doing, shall we say, un-touristy things. Espionage, they called it. I call it getting caught with your hand in the cookie jar. Or maybe it was the baklava jar? Who knows.

Macron, bless his tiny heart, is tweeting about relief and thanking Oman. Oman! Like they just helped your grandma cross the street. This was a hostage situation, plain and simple. Iran wanted something, and France coughed it up. Probably a pallet of Chateau Margaux and a few nuclear secrets.

Remember when Iran sentenced these jokers to, like, 20 years for being spies? Yeah, that was cute. Then, suddenly, poof, they're on a plane. Funny how that works when there's a deal involving some chick named Mahdieh Esfandiari who was twerking for terrorists on social media and got busted in France. Sounds like a fair trade, right?

France denies any deal, of course. They always do. It's like their national pastime, besides surrendering. But the Iranian state media is all, 'Oh yeah, it was totally a swap.' And Esfandiari's lawyer is saying her house arrest is over because of the Frenchies leaving. Connect the dots, people.

This whole thing reeks of appeasement. France is basically rewarding bad behavior. Iran gets to arrest foreigners, hold them hostage, and then get something in return. What's stopping them from doing it again? Nothing, that's what. They probably have a list of French dignitaries they want to 'invite' for an extended vacation already.

And let's not forget the timing of this. We're in the middle of a quasi-war in the Middle East, thanks to Biden's foreign policy genius. Iran's stirring up trouble everywhere, and France is busy negotiating prisoner swaps. It's like watching a clown show at the end of the world.

So, congrats to Kohler and Paris. Enjoy your freedom. Just don't go back to Iran anytime soon. Unless you're into that sort of thing. And to France, maybe try standing up to these guys for once. It might be good for your national self-esteem.

Meanwhile, I'm waiting for someone to leak the full terms of this 'agreement.' Because you know there's more to it than they're telling us. Always is.

Stay frosty, my friends. The globalists are at it again. And remember, if you're going to spy, don't get caught. Especially not in Iran.