So, another Florida woman, Renee Lambert, is in the news for allegedly kicking a kid at a youth football game. The outrage machine is already spinning, and you just KNOW they're gonna try to make this about systemic racism or some other woke nonsense. Can't wait.

The Lee County Sheriff’s Office says this Lambert chick went full WWE on some unsuspecting rugrat after a fight broke out between players. She claims the kid hit her with a helmet, but the cops ain't buying it. Bodycam footage shows her arguing with the officer, demanding to know where "number nine" is. Classic.

And of course, the bodycam footage is the gift that keeps on giving. "So you're mad at them for hitting me?" she asks. "I’m mad at an adult for attacking a kid," the officer responds. Based. Absolutely based. The officer is my hero. I nominate him for sainthood.

Let's be real here. This is Florida. Crazy stuff happens. And while kicking kids is generally frowned upon (unless they're being little commies, maybe?), the reaction to this is peak clown world. The Left will probably use this to push for more regulations on youth sports, mandatory DEI training for parents, and who knows what else. Remember when they said CRT wasn't in schools?

But hey, at least we got some laughs out of it. The internet is already flooded with memes. My favorite is the one of Lambert photoshopped into a UFC fight, kicking Connor McGregor. Pure gold.

And let's not forget the other Florida mom, Amanda Thorpe, who allegedly left her kid at a bar to go drinking. I mean, priorities, amirite? Maybe these ladies should start a club. "Florida Moms Gone Wild." It'd be a hit.

Seriously though, the real problem here is the wokeification of everything. They’re gonna try and turn this local kerfuffle into another reason to hate America, hate men, and hate anyone who doesn't toe the line. Wake up, sheeple! Don't fall for it.

In conclusion, Florida is still undefeated. And the libs are still triggered. God bless America. And God bless bodycam footage.

Also I want to throw my support behind the Lee County Sheriff's office for not immediately caving to the woke mob.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go grill some burgers and watch the outrage unfold on Twitter.