MOUNTAINAIR, N.M. – Well, well, well. Look what we have here. Three more corpses courtesy of our open border and the Left's obsession with 'harm reduction.' Eighteen first responders sickened, probably because they forgot to wear their hazmat suits while dealing with the fallout from the latest fentanyl fiesta in Mountainair, New Mexico. You can't make this stuff up. Thanks, Brandon.

So, the cops show up at some house 90 miles east of Albuquerque and find four people face-down. Two are already pushing up daisies, and another kicks the bucket at the hospital. The fourth one's clinging to life, probably regretting his life choices. The usual suspects: fentanyl, P4 fentanyl (whatever the hell that is), and meth. A real cocktail of freedom, right?

And of course, the libs are already out in force, blaming 'systemic inequality' and 'lack of access to healthcare.' Newsflash: injecting yourself with enough fentanyl to kill a horse is a personal responsibility issue, not a 'systemic' one. We're enabling these losers with our bleeding-heart policies.

Steve McLaughlin, some pointy-head doctor at the University of New Mexico, is whining about how potent fentanyl is. No duh, Sherlock. That's why it's killing everyone! Maybe instead of giving lectures on 'harm reduction,' he should be advocating for mandatory minimum sentences for drug dealers.

All the Mountainair EMS guys got sent home. One is still in the hospital. Probably dealing with virtue signaling-induced nausea, amirite? Meanwhile, the New Mexico state police are saying there was no 'true manufacturing' going on. So, just a casual fentanyl distribution center, then? No biggie.

Chief Matt Broom, some suit from the New Mexico State Police, is doing the usual 'we need to address this epidemic' song and dance. Yeah, Chief, maybe start by actually arresting people and throwing them in jail! Stop letting these criminals walk free!

They're yakking about how New Mexico is a 'major drug transshipment state.' Surprise, surprise. Probably because the border is about as secure as a screen door on a submarine. But hey, at least we're virtue signaling about pronouns, right?

And of course, we have the usual debate about whether cops are actually at risk from touching fentanyl. Who cares? The point is, this stuff is destroying our country, and we need to get tough on it. Enough with the woke excuses. Lock 'em up and throw away the key. And build the damn wall.