FDA Commissioner 'Bout to Get YEETED? Trump Furious Over Vape Ban, Agency in Shambles
Turns out the Swamp runs deeper than we thought, as Trump considers sending FDA head Makary to the shadow realm over flavored vapes and vaccine 'hesitancy'.

Okay, folks, gather 'round the digital campfire, because the FDA is officially a dumpster fire. Word on the street – or, you know, the Wall Street Journal – is that Trump is about to 86 Commissioner Marty Makary. Apparently, Makary's been making some waves with his…let's call them 'interesting' decisions. We're talking about vaccine 'safety' studies getting memory-holed and a full-on freakout over FRUIT-FLAVORED VAPES. Yeah, you read that right.
So, Makary's been doing the Deep State Shuffle, allegedly pulling publications on the safety of shingles and Covid vaccines. Because, you know, questioning the holy sacrament of Big Pharma is basically a thought crime these days. The journal Vaccine probably got a strongly worded letter from Tony Fauci himself. Meanwhile, Trump's allegedly losing his mind because Makary tried to stop the approval of fruit-flavored vapes. Apparently, appealing to the Zoomer generation with cotton candy nicotine is more important than, you know, not turning them into addicted fiends. Priorities.
Bloomberg's calling Makary an 'embattled, paranoid leader.' Sounds about right. Anyone who tries to navigate the D.C. swamp without a healthy dose of paranoia probably ends up swimming with the fishes – or, more likely, getting a cushy job at Pfizer. Notus says he's on 'thin ice.' Translation: he's not playing ball with the powers that be. And Lurie from the Center for Science in the Public Interest is whining about how the FDA used to be so stable and predictable. Translation: they used to be totally in the pocket of the pharmaceutical industry and nobody questioned it.
Remember when we were told the FDA was the unbiased arbiter of truth? Turns out, it's just another political football. Trump wants vapes approved for the youth vote, Big Pharma wants their vaccines uncritically accepted, and Makary's probably just trying to survive until his golden parachute kicks in. The whole thing is a circus, and we're all clowns paying the ticket price.
Speaking of vaccines, apparently, the FDA decided to bury research showing they're safe. Safe and effective? Not on their watch! Gotta keep the fearmongering machine churning, otherwise how will they sell those sweet, sweet booster shots? It's all about the Benjamins, baby. And vaping? Don't even get me started. It's not about public health; it's about controlling behavior and lining pockets. Tax those vapes, ban those flavors, and watch the black market explode. It's prohibition 2.0, brought to you by the same geniuses who gave us the Iraq War.


