So, another one bites the dust, folks. Marty Makary, the FDA commissioner, just got the boot, and honestly, nobody's surprised. This guy was about as swampy as they come, and it turns out even he couldn't resist the sweet, sweet temptation of banning flavored vapes. Can't have the kids enjoying their mango mist, can we? Freedom's a bitch, amirite?

Turns out, according to the fake news at the Wall Street Journal, President Trump himself signed off on a plan to fire Makary after he dragged his feet on approving those delicious fruit-flavored vapes. The nerve of this guy! Trying to keep people from enjoying a little bit of flavor with their nicotine? What's next, banning bacon?

And who's replacing him? Some dude named Kyle Diamantas. Probably just another Deep State operative waiting to undermine Trump from the inside. But hey, at least he's got experience in food policy. Maybe he'll finally get the FDA to approve those lab-grown steaks we've all been waiting for.

But the vapes were just the tip of the iceberg. Makary also apparently clashed with Congress over drug regulation and the abortion pill, mifepristone. Of course, the conservative snowflakes in Congress were whining about him "slow-walking" the review process. Gotta keep those babies coming, right? Never mind the actual women involved.

And get this, the FDA stopped publishing research on vaccine safety? Sounds about right. Gotta keep the sheeple believing everything they're told. Wake up, people! Janet Woodcock, some former FDA shill, is complaining about it, but who cares what she thinks? She's probably got stock in Pfizer.

Speaking of vaccines, the FDA also rejected Moderna's new flu vaccine, then caved after the libs threw a tantrum. Pathetic. This whole thing is a circus. Peter Lurie, some left-wing activist from the Center for Science in the Public Interest, is saying the Trump admin went "too far" on vaccines. Too far? They haven't gone far enough! We need to question everything.

Rep. Darin LaHood is whining about "mismanagement and bungled drug reviews." Boo hoo. Cry me a river. Senator Ron Johnson's investigating the FDA for rejecting rare disease treatments? Good. Maybe someone will finally get to the bottom of this bureaucratic mess.

Layoffs, inexperienced officials, "endless chaos" – sounds like the perfect description of the entire government. Time to drain the swamp, one commie bureaucrat at a time. Makary's just the first domino to fall. Let's keep the momentum going.