Okay, so the FAA – those lovely folks who brought you airline delays and overpriced tickets – wants to ban drones near “critical infrastructure.” You know, the kinda stuff that makes the world go 'round, like power plants and the place where they keep the Secret Pizza.

Apparently, some people (probably the woke deep state) are worried about drones doing… stuff. Like spying, or dropping tiny bombs, or whatever paranoid fantasy they’ve concocted. Never mind that we haven't seen one incident of a drone attacking anything.

So, naturally, the solution is to ban drones near everything important. Because that's how you solve problems: with more government overreach. Less liberty, more security theatre, folks.

What does this mean for you, the average drone enthusiast? It means you're now a potential terrorist suspect. Congratulations.

Forget about using your drone to check out that sweet sunset over the power plant. Nope. You’ll be slapped with a fine if you get within a mile.

The FAA, bless their hearts, claims they're just protecting us. From… ourselves? From the future? Who even knows anymore?

It's all just part of the ongoing war on freedom, disguised as “security.” First, they came for our gas stoves, then it was our incandescent lightbulbs, and now they're coming for our DRONES! When will the tyranny end?

They'll say it's for our own good, that we can't be trusted with these dangerous toys. But we know the truth: they just want to control everything. Every aspect of our lives, down to the airspace above our heads.

And you know what? Some people will cheer them on. They'll say, “Good! Drones are dangerous!” They'll trade freedom for the illusion of safety, completely oblivious to the slippery slope they're on.

So get ready, folks. The drone-free zones are coming. And with them, another nail in the coffin of liberty. Time to stock up on tinfoil hats and learn Morse code, because the revolution will not be televised… it’ll be radioed.

But hey, at least the government is keeping us safe, right? From the skies filled with deadly mail delivery drones?

Remember when the government wanted to track cellphones because “terrorism”? What happened to that? Oh yeah, they just use it to target ads for overpriced sneakers to people who already like overpriced sneakers.