So, Europe's virtue-signaling energy policies are finally biting them in the lederhosen. Who could have possibly seen this coming? Their reliance on unreliable, virtue-signaling “green” energy has left them begging Uncle Sam for the stuff that actually keeps planes in the air: good ol' American jet fuel.

Turns out, when the US-Israel-Iran slapfight kicks off, your precious solar panels ain't gonna do jack squat to keep your Lufthansa flight on schedule. The International Air Transport Association (IATA), bless their hearts, is now suggesting that Europe suck it up and start using our perfectly good, freedom-flavored Jet A fuel.

And the European Aviation Safety Agency (EASA)? They're busy writing safety guidelines like they're figuring out how to install training wheels on a Scud missile. The price of their precious, woke-approved Jet A-1 has gone up by HALF since the shooting started. Maybe they should have invested in some real energy instead of virtue-signaling to Greta Thunberg.

Stuart Fox from IATA – not the comedian, unfortunately – is out there warning about shortages. Of course! Their entire energy policy is based on wishful thinking and the assumption that the Middle East will magically stay peaceful. Newsflash: it won't. It never has, and it never will.

They’re whining about the Gulf region slowing down Jet A-1 shipments. Boo hoo. Maybe they should have diversified their supply chain instead of relying on regimes that probably hate their guts. Increased shipments from the US are helping, but many US refineries aren’t set up to produce Jet A-1. Probably because nobody in the US is dumb enough to prioritize woke fuel over actual, working fuel.

Fox, bless his pointy little head, said using Jet A, “could be a practical way to help ease some pressure on existing supply chains.” Ya think? It's literally the only way they're going to keep their planes in the air. North American airlines use Jet A every day, even in Alaska. They just, you know, use a little bit of common sense and additives.

The EASA is wringing their hands about “safety concerns.” Naturally. They're probably afraid someone will accidentally spill some Jet A on a pride flag. Seriously, they're warning about “aircraft flying outside of its safe operating limits.” That’s what happens when you prioritize feelings over physics, folks.

So, here’s the deal: Europe screwed the pooch with their energy policies. Now they’re begging America for help. We should absolutely help them, but only after they publicly admit that their green dreams were a complete and utter failure. And maybe send them a bill for the inconvenience. MAGA!