Alright, folks, gather 'round. Let's talk about Europe. Still seething, still malding, still can't believe the Orange Man™ is back in charge, dictating from the White House. These guys were so sure they'd get a return to the 'sanity' of endless wars and open borders. Turns out, America's not their personal piggy bank anymore. Sad!

Seriously, this article is dripping with EU cope. They're mad that Trump isn't letting them dictate foreign policy, especially when it comes to Iran. They wanted to get in on some sweet, sweet bombing action, and Trump's like, 'Nah, we're good.' Now they're whining about 'total submission.' Honey, that's what happens when you're relying on Uncle Sam for your security blanket. You gotta play ball.

And the pearl-clutching over Trump saying his morality is the only constraint? Newsflash: every leader, ever, thinks that. At least Trump's honest about it. These Eurocrats would rather pretend they're guided by some mystical 'international law' while lining their pockets. Please.

The best part is their scrambling to rewrite their defense budgets. Suddenly, they're all about paying their 'fair share' to NATO. Where was this energy before? Oh right, they figured they could freeload forever. Now they're scared Trump will pull the plug, and they'll have to face Putin on their own. Good.

They're still clinging to this delusional hope that Trump is just a 'singular event,' like a bad case of COVID. Wake up! He's not a virus; he's a symptom. A symptom of America finally waking up to the globalist scam. And even if he's gone in a few years, the rot in the system will still be there. The trust is gone, baby.

Speaking of rot, let's talk about their obsession with 'white, Christian culture.' Apparently, wanting to preserve your own heritage is now a sign of 'paranoid, apocalyptic thinking.' These clowns really believe in the Great Replacement. They're importing problems faster than they can print money.

So, what's the takeaway? Europe needs to grow up. Stop relying on America, fix your own problems, and maybe, just maybe, we can have a real partnership based on mutual respect. Until then, keep coping. We'll be over here winning.

It's high time these countries looked in the mirror before criticizing. They have rampant socialism, crime, and no borders. No wonder they are upset at the USA.

Trump is on the right track. His policies will ensure that America is safe from these clowns in Europe.