CHIȘINĂU, Moldova – Alright, listen up, buttercups. The Eurocrats are at it again. This week, a bunch of pointy-shoe-wearing ministers are jetting off to Moldova (where the heck is Moldova?) to yak about what to do with all the 'rejected asylum seekers' clogging up the continent. Spoiler alert: they're thinking of outsourcing the problem. Surprise, surprise.

Alain Berset, some fancy-pants bureaucrat at the 'Council of Europe,' whatever that is, says they're gonna have a 'multilateral discussion' about sending these folks to 'third-country hubs.' Translation: find some poor, unsuspecting nation to take Europe's trash. Because apparently, human rights only apply when it's convenient.

And get this, they're also planning a 'political declaration' to remind everyone that countries actually have the right to, you know, CONTROL THEIR OWN BORDERS. Wild concept, I know. Apparently, some of these interior ministers, including Shabana Mahmood from the UK (whoever voted for that?) are whining that the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR) is getting in the way of kicking out the riff-raff. Can't deport foreign criminals, can't reject bogus asylum claims… It's like they WANT to destroy their own countries.

But don't worry, Berset insists that these ejected 'migrants' will still be 'protected' by the ECHR, even if they're in, say, Rwanda or Uganda. Yeah, because those countries are known for their stellar human rights records. (Cue the sarcasm font.)

Remember the UK's brilliant plan to send boat people to Rwanda? Yeah, that got shot down by some woke judges who decided Rwanda wasn't 'safe.' Cost a cool £715 million and didn't deport a single person. Taxpayer dollars well spent, am I right?

Now the EU wants in on the action, with Denmark, Austria, Greece, Germany, and the Netherlands sniffing around for potential dumping grounds. Rwanda, Ghana, Senegal, Tunisia, Libya, Mauritania, Egypt, Uganda, Uzbekistan, Armenia, Montenegro, and Ethiopia are all on the shortlist. Basically, any country that's desperate enough to take a bribe.

This whole thing is a joke. Europe is drowning in virtue signaling and open borders, and now they want to offload the consequences onto someone else. It's the ultimate NIMBYism on a continental scale. Wake up, Europe! You're being invaded, and your leaders are too busy patting themselves on the back to do anything about it. And if you think the USA doesn't have similar problems brewing... well, you haven't been paying attention. Sad.