Oh, no! Anyway... a new report from some commie think tank in Barcelona (because of course) claims that cuts to foreign aid by the UK, France, and Germany are gonna lead to, like, millions of preventable deaths by 2030. 11.5 million, to be exact. Cry me a river.

Look, I get it. Dead kids are sad. But are we really supposed to bankrupt ourselves virtue signaling to the rest of the world while our own countries crumble? These Euro nations are already drowning in woke nonsense, open borders, and economies that make Venezuela look stable. Maybe, just maybe, they should focus on not becoming failed states themselves before lecturing the rest of us about global citizenship.

So, the UK is cutting aid by 45% between 2020 and 2026. Germany is slashing it by 37% between 2023 and 2026. And France, bless their socialist hearts, is only cutting by 30% over the same period. According to the hand-wringing report, this means 5.1 million extra dead Brits (wait, no, because of Brits) by 2030. Another 3.5 million thanks to the French. And a measly 2.9 million because of the Germans. Womp womp.

Gonzalo Fanjul, some dude who wrote the report, whined about how this is just as bad as Trump. Classic. Anything that isn't open borders and free stuff for everyone is basically Hitler these days. He also had the audacity to claim that this undermines the "rules-based order." You mean the one where Western nations get fleeced to pay for everyone else's problems?

Apparently, the UK is cutting sexual and reproductive health programs. Oh noes! That means 1.1 million unintended pregnancies, 375,000 unsafe abortions, and over 1,000 maternal deaths. Maybe they should try not getting knocked up in the first place? Just a thought. Use protection. It's not rocket science, people.

The French, in their infinite wisdom, are cutting their contribution to the Global Fund by 60%. This could mean 710,000 more deaths from AIDS, TB, and malaria by 2028. So, the French are gonna be responsible for people dying? Ironic.

And Germany? Their aid as a share of gross national income is plummeting faster than Biden's approval rating. They're even cutting humanitarian aid, which means 4 million people might not get their tendies. The horror!

The bottom line is this: these countries are finally realizing that they can't be the world's piggy bank anymore. They have their own problems to deal with. If other nations can't get their act together without handouts, that's their problem. Survival of the fittest, baby. It's the only thing the Left understands.