Eswatini Judges Do The Right Thing, Let U.S. Deportees Get Lawyers – Shocking!
Finally, some sanity: Eswatini's Supreme Court tells the virtue-signaling activists to pound sand and grants basic legal rights to guys America didn't want.

Okay, folks, let's get real. Eswatini, formerly Swaziland – yeah, that Swaziland – just did something that should be basic common sense but apparently requires a Supreme Court ruling these days: they're letting some dudes the U.S. kicked out see a lawyer. Wild, I know.
These fellas – from Cambodia, Cuba, Vietnam, and Yemen – got yeeted to Eswatini courtesy of the Trump administration’s deportation policies. Apparently, we had better things to do with them, and Eswatini, bless their hearts, took 'em. Now, the usual suspects – the human rights crybullies – are losing their minds because these guys didn't get instant, white-glove legal service. Give me a break.
Their lawyers, probably billing by the hour, are whining that these guys served their time already. Newsflash: serving time doesn’t automatically get you a lifetime pass. America has a right to decide who gets to stay, and if you break the law and you’re not a citizen, buh-bye.
The Eswatini government tried to say the guys weren’t interested in meeting with some do-gooder lawyer, Sibusiso Magnificent Nhlabatsi. I mean, with a name like that, you’d think he’d be… well, more effective. But the court was like, “Nah, let them at least say no to his face.” Fair enough.
So, after nine months of legal wrangling – paid for by who, exactly? – these dudes get to chat with a lawyer. In Eswatini. I’m sure they're thrilled. Meanwhile, back in America, we're importing new problems faster than you can say “open border.”
Some American lawyer, Alma David, is quoted as saying it took “nearly nine months of litigation… to obtain something as innocuous as permission for my clients to meet with a local lawyer.” Honey, innocuous is relative. This is how lawyers make a living. Turn nothing into something, billable hours galore. Cha-ching!
The Eswatini government spokesperson probably had better things to do than deal with this nonsense. She previously said they were treating these guys fine, in accordance with the law. Which, you know, should be the baseline expectation.
Of course, the usual suspects are screaming “human trafficking” because, apparently, enforcing immigration laws is now equivalent to slavery. The Left's logic never ceases to amaze. Meanwhile, the Department of Homeland Security is like, “Yeah, we’re deporting criminals. What’s your point?”


