Eric Trump: Based Son Accompanies Dad to China; Libs Seethe
Orange Man Good, and his middle son tags along to trigger the snowflakes.
BEIJING—Eric Trump, the president's totally based middle son, hopped on the plane to China with his dad. Why? Because he can. And because the libs are gonna lose their minds.
The official line is that Eric is there in a “personal capacity.” Which, let's be honest, probably means he's there to make sure his dad doesn't accidentally agree to give China all our sweet, sweet IP. Or maybe he's just there to troll the commies. Either way, it's hilarious.
Of course, the mainstream media is already clutching their pearls and screaming about “ethics” and “potential conflicts of interest.” As if they weren't shilling for the Deep State just five minutes ago. Give me a break.
Newsflash: Presidents have been bringing their families on trips since forever. Remember when Chelsea Clinton basically ran the White House during the '90s? No one said a peep. But now, because it's Trump, suddenly it's the end of democracy.
Honestly, the fact that Eric is even there is a huge middle finger to the elites. They hate that a successful businessman and his family are calling the shots. They'd rather have some career politician who's never held a real job in their lives.
So, yeah, Eric's in China. Probably eating kung pao chicken and laughing at CNN. Meanwhile, the libs are hyperventilating into their soy lattes. It's a beautiful thing.
Who cares if this trip upsets the woke mob? Let them cry about it on Twitter. The real Americans are too busy building businesses and raising families to worry about their pathetic virtue signaling.
Maybe Eric will even broker a better trade deal than any of the swamp creatures could. Stranger things have happened. And even if he doesn't, at least he's annoying the right people.
The meltdown from the left is the only metric that matters. And they're melting down, because Orange Man and his based family are winning. So keep seething, snowflakes. The future is MAGA.
Next thing you know, Don Jr. will be arm wrestling Putin for control of the Arctic. The left will spontaneously combust. We can only hope.
Embrace the chaos. Revel in the tears. Because the Trump train is still rolling, baby, and it's not stopping for anyone.
Make China Great Again! (Just kidding… mostly.)

