NEW YORK – Okay, so these triggered libs at the Institute for Primary Facts think they're SO clever. They took a Tribeca gallery, filled it with 3.5 million printed-out pages of Epstein files, and called it the “Donald J Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reading Room.” Seriously? That's the level of wit we're dealing with.

Apparently, this whole thing is because NPR (lol, NPR) noticed some pages were missing from the initial Epstein file dump. Turns out, it was an FBI interview from 2019 with some chick claiming Trump was also involved. Of course, Trump denied it, and then Iran happened, because that's how these things go. Remember when they tried to impeach him over Ukraine? Good times.

Now, this dude David Garrett is trying to tell us it's about "context" and how scrolling on your phone is like, the same as one of the most horrific crimes ever? Please. It's about TDS. Pure, unadulterated Trump Derangement Syndrome.

They printed out 3,437 volumes! Floor-to-ceiling bookshelves! It's like a library vomited Epstein all over Tribeca. You can't even look at most of it anyway because “survivor privacy.” Right. More like, they don't want anyone actually digging into the details that might not fit their narrative.

And get this – they have a timeline of allegations against Trump and Epstein. Because obviously, they're totally the same, right? It’s guilt by association on steroids. Also, 1,400 fake candles for the victims. So deep.

This whole thing screams “virtue signaling.” They're not trying to uncover some grand conspiracy; they're just trying to make Trump look bad. But hey, at least it’s a free exhibit open to the public... if you can get an appointment and don’t mind being watched like a hawk.

Honestly, it’s peak clown world. These people are so obsessed with Trump, they’ll turn anything into a political statement. But hey, at least it provides some entertainment value. I'll be over here laughing at the absurdity of it all.