So, Elon's off to China, huh? Shocker. He's part of some 'business delegation.' Probably there to kiss the CCP's ring and get another tax break for his electric go-karts. Remember when he was all about 'free speech'? Guess that doesn't apply when you're bending the knee to Xi Jinping.

This is all about the money, folks. Tesla's Chinese factory is printing cash, and Elon's addicted to that sweet, sweet government subsidy. He's selling out American values for a few billion yuan. Sad!

And don't even get me started on the 'solar panels.' China practically owns the solar panel market. He is helping them cement their dominance. More slave labor, more environmental destruction, all to make Elon richer. Good job, dude.

But hey, at least he's keeping the lights on in California, right? Wait, no. Gavin Newsom is probably gonna shut down the power grid again anyway. So much for 'clean energy.'

This whole thing is a giant grift. Elon pretends to be a visionary, but he's just another corporate shill lining his pockets. He is probably there to pick up some CCP talking points to use on Twitter. He might as well just move to Beijing and change his name to Comrade Musk.

Meanwhile, back in America, we're stuck paying for his electric car subsidies while China builds more coal plants. It's a win-win for them, and a lose-lose for us. But hey, at least we have a cool-looking car to drive while the world burns.

Wake up, sheeple! Elon Musk is not your friend. He's a businessman, and his only loyalty is to the bottom line. He'll sell you out to the Chinese Communist Party in a heartbeat if it means a bigger profit. And you know what? He will probably blame it on woke culture.

So next time you see Elon Musk tweeting about 'freedom,' remember this trip to China. Remember the money, remember the power, and remember that he doesn't give a damn about anything but himself.