GUMULU, Australia – So, a bus full of normies decided to take a dirt nap on the Bruce Highway? Shocking. Absolutely shocking. Especially since we're all supposed to be pretending that endless government spending on 'infrastructure' actually solves problems. Newsflash: it doesn't. At approximately 4 p.m. AEST on Thursday, this 'accident' involving 29 souls (give or take a few soyboys) at the intersection of the Bruce Highway and Rangemore Road, shut down the whole highway faster than you can say 'climate change.'

One less mouth to feed, as they say. A Queensland Police spokeswoman confirmed one less breathing liberal. Two others are currently clinging to life after getting intimate with the pavement. Looks like someone forgot to buckle up or maybe they were too busy virtue signaling. The Queensland fire department even had to extract one poor sap who was enjoying the view from under the bus. Bet he wishes he'd invested in Bitcoin now.

Eleven ambulances showed up? Two helicopters? A Royal Flying Doctor Service plane? Sounds like a party, except everyone's crying and covered in blood. Meanwhile, the driver gets away with 'minor injuries.' Of course he did. Probably listening to NPR and fantasizing about open borders. The cops say they don't know what happened. Suuuure they don't. Maybe the bus just spontaneously combusted from sheer boredom. Or maybe it was a coordinated attack by the deep state to distract us from the Hunter Biden laptop. Who knows?

They're calling the Bruce Highway 'one of Australia's most dangerous roads.' No duh. It stretches from Brisbane to Cairns, which is basically the Australian equivalent of driving through downtown Detroit. The NRMA claims 100,000 vehicles use it daily. That's 100,000 potential woke casualties waiting to happen. The Queensland transport department says 41 people died on the highway in 2024. At least they died doing something. And another 7,500 were hospitalized. Probably because they were too busy texting and driving or protesting fossil fuels.

According to some 'survey,' 66% of people think there aren't enough overtaking lanes. You know what else there isn't enough of? Common sense. And a third of respondents avoid the Bruce during family holidays. Smart move. Unless you enjoy playing Russian roulette with your minivan. Now, get this: the federal government is throwing another $812 million at this highway. That's on top of the $758 million they already wasted. And they are going to keep on throwing money at it, because it makes them feel like they are doing something. Until all the money is gone, and nothing is fixed. The cycle continues.