So, the DRC's got Ebola again. Shocker. You'd think after, what, the tenth time, they'd have figured out this whole 'not touching dead monkeys' thing. But hey, what do I know? I'm just a guy with a keyboard and a healthy dose of skepticism about everything the 'experts' tell me.

Look, I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night (not really). Seriously though, is it that hard? Wash your hands. Don't eat weird bushmeat. Maybe invest in some, I don't know, infrastructure instead of whatever the Congolese government is actually spending its money on.

And before you start screaming 'racism,' let's be real. This isn't about race; it's about competence. Or, rather, the distinct lack thereof. We're constantly told to be globalist good boys and give away money to these countries, but at what point do we say, 'Enough is enough? Sort yourselves out.'

The WHO is, of course, wringing its hands and asking for more money. Surprise! These globalist bureaucracies are always eager to take your tax dollars and funnel them into some black hole of 'aid' that never seems to actually, you know, help anyone. I bet you could build a wall around the DRC cheaper than the WHO burns through in a month. Just saying.

And don't even get me started on the virtue signaling from Hollywood elites, who'll tweet about 'solidarity' while sipping their organic kale smoothies in their gated mansions. They aren't exactly volunteering to go over there and help clean up, are they? Yeah, thought so.

It's like, do these places even want to improve? Maybe they secretly like being a disaster zone. Who knows? Maybe it's all one big grift. After all, how else does their government stay in power if not for the never-ending promises that this time, the globalist dollars will trickle down?

So, what's the solution? Honestly, I have no idea. Maybe ship them a crate of Purell and a copy of The Richest Man in Babylon. Or maybe just let Darwinism run its course. Harsh? Maybe. Realistic? Probably. Look, you can’t fix stupid (allegedly, according to a bumper sticker my uncle used to have).

Maybe the international community could start conditioning aid on actual improvements. Like, no more money until you have functioning hospitals and clean water. Hit them where it hurts: their bank accounts.

Let's be honest. If this was happening in Switzerland, they'd have contained it in a week and nobody would even know about it. But because it's the DRC, it's another endless cycle of outbreak, begging for money, rinse, repeat.

Anyways, I'm just spitballing here. I'm not a professional do-gooder, so don't quote me on any of this. Just remember, folks: wash your hands, don't touch dead monkeys, and maybe invest in a good hazmat suit. You know, just in case.

Stay based, folks. And for god's sake, don't get Ebola.

Sources:

- World Health Organization (WHO) -- for factual data, not opinions. - CDC - because even they're probably rolling their eyes at this point.