So, Ebola was chilling in the Congo for WEEKS before the World Health Organization (WHO) even bothered to ring the alarm. Shocking, I know. Turns out, the geniuses couldn't figure out it was the Bundibugyo strain. Bundibugyo! It's not like it's some brand new super-virus dreamed up in a Wuhan lab (allegedly). Nah, just plain old bureaucratic incompetence at its finest.

Remember when the WHO was bending over backward for China during the whole Kung Flu fiasco? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Turns out, when you prioritize political correctness over actual public health, people get sick. Who knew? This ain't exactly rocket science, folks. This is the definition of 'you had one job.'

Now, the official line is 'early surveillance and testing failures.' Okay, sure. But what caused those failures? Probably the same thing that always does: bloated budgets, pointless meetings, and a whole lot of virtue signaling instead of actual work. It's like they're actively trying to earn their reputation as the globalist boondoggle of the century.

And let's be honest, this 'emergency declaration' probably means they're gonna hit us up for more money. More of your money, going to... well, who knows? Probably some 'sustainable development' project that involves retraining Congolese farmers to use TikTok or something equally useless. Gotta save the planet, one Ebola outbreak at a time!

What's the real solution here? I'll tell you what it isn't: handing over more power to the WHO. The real solution is strong national borders, competent local health authorities, and a healthy dose of skepticism towards any international organization that claims to have all the answers. Remember, these are the same clowns who told us masks were useless and lockdowns were the only way. Trust the science!

This whole situation is just another reminder that the global elite are completely out of touch with reality. They're too busy patting themselves on the back for their 'wokeness' to actually do their jobs. And when things go wrong, it's always someone else's fault. Never their own.

So, what can you do? Stay informed, question everything, and don't let these globalist clowns gaslight you into thinking they know what's best. Demand accountability from your elected officials, and push for policies that prioritize national interests over international agendas. And maybe, just maybe, we can start to drain the swamp, one bureaucratic failure at a time.

Bottom line: Ebola in Congo? WHO's fault. They screwed up, and now people are at risk. Time to hold them accountable and demand some actual competence for once.

This is just the latest episode in the ongoing saga of globalist incompetence. Stay tuned for the next installment.

Remember kids, question everything. Especially if the WHO is involved.