Dyson Daniels, mate. This Aussie import for the Atlanta Hawks, bless his heart, is trying. Real trying. But let's be honest, his three-point shot is about as consistent as Biden's train of thought. 19%, folks. That's not a shooting percentage, that's a batting average... for a blindfolded kangaroo.

Now, I'm not saying Daniels is useless. He's got defense for days. He rebounds like a honey badger on bath salts. And he passes the ball, which, let's face it, is a lost art in today's NBA where everyone thinks they're Steph Curry.

Speaking of Curry, remember when three-pointers were a specialty? Now every scrub in the league thinks they can chuck it from deep. It's like everyone forgot about the mid-range game, about driving to the hoop, about, you know, BASKETBALL. Thanks, Obama!

But back to Daniels. He knows he sucks at shooting. "I'm pretty disappointed with how the season went to be honest – and it's from an individual standpoint, I think our team really took a step," he said. That's the spirit, kid. Now get in the gym and start practicing. No excuses.

See, here's the thing. The NBA is becoming increasingly woke. They're pushing agendas, kneeling for anthems, and virtue signaling harder than a CNN anchor. But one thing remains true: talent wins. And if Daniels wants to survive in this league, he needs to develop a reliable three-point shot. Period.

He says he's gonna work on it this offseason. He says he's gonna study film, refine his technique, and become a better shooter. We'll see. Talk is cheap. But if he does, if he actually turns himself into a two-way player, then maybe, just maybe, he can become a real asset to the Hawks.

But if he doesn't? Well, he'll be another example of a guy who had potential but couldn't put in the work. Another cautionary tale for the young bucks coming up. Another meme for the internet to mercilessly mock.

So, Dyson Daniels, I'm rooting for you. I really am. But get your priorities straight. Ditch the woke nonsense, focus on the fundamentals, and learn to shoot the damn ball. The fate of the free world (and the Atlanta Hawks) may depend on it. Or not. Who cares? Let's go Brandon!

And honestly, even if he does get better, the Atlanta Hawks are in Georgia, what even is that, some kind of fever dream?