Kinshasa, DRC – You know things are bad when the Biden administration starts outsourcing its border crisis to... the Democratic Republic of Congo? Yep, that's right. Turns out the 'temporary' solution to the never-ending stream of illegals crossing our southern border is to ship 'em off to the DRC, and YOU, the American taxpayer, get to foot the bill. No, seriously, we’re paying another country to take our problems. Feels like 2020 all over again, am I right?

Remember when Biden promised to 'secure the border'? Yeah, that was a good one. Now, instead of, you know, actually securing the border, they're just relocating the problem. Out of sight, out of mind, as they say in the swamp. Wonder how many 'fact checkers' will bend over backward to explain how this isn't actually open borders.

So, the plan is to send folks to the DRC – a country with, shall we say, a robust history of stability and economic prosperity. What could possibly go wrong? It's not like there's a track record of these types of deals going sideways. (Spoiler: There is. History repeats itself, especially when stupid people are in charge).

Of course, the spin will be all about 'humanitarian concerns' and 'international cooperation.' But let's be real: This is about political optics. Biden needs to show something resembling action on the border before the midterms completely obliterate the Dems, and this is the best they could come up with? Bless their hearts.

Meanwhile, back in reality, American cities are being overwhelmed, schools are straining under the weight of new arrivals, and our social safety net is about to snap like a twig. But hey, at least we're helping the Congolese economy, right? (By burdening it with more people, but details, details).

What's next? Are we going to start deporting people to Antarctica? Maybe Biden thinks if we spread the illegals far enough, nobody will notice the giant hole in our border security. Newsflash: We notice. We see the gas prices, the rising crime, and the general sense that the country is going to hell in a handbasket. Thanks, Joe!

Don't worry, though, I'm sure Kamala is on top of this. Remember when she was in charge of the border crisis? Crickets. Maybe she'll visit the DRC and give a rousing speech about…something. Probably about the root causes of climate change, which, apparently, is why everyone's fleeing to America. Or the DRC. Whatever.

So, crack open a cold one, folks, because we're officially living in the Twilight Zone. The border is wide open, the government is clueless, and the taxpayers are getting screwed. But hey, at least we're 'temporarily' solving the problem by making it someone else's problem. That's the Biden way!

Remember, folks, this isn't about immigration; it's about the invasion. This is about fundamentally changing the fabric of our nation, and they're using every trick in the book to do it. Wake up, sheeple!

At this point, they're probably just hoping no one notices the details of how this deal was struck. Transparency? We don’t do that anymore. The more you know the more you find out how badly you're getting played. So, keep your head down and pay your taxes, citizen!

Sources:

* US Department of State (Good luck finding specifics) * RAND Corporation (Researching migration patterns - a headache in itself) * CATO Institute (For sane voices on immigration - few and far between)