KANSAS CITY, MO – Alright, buckle up, buttercups. Another spicy story just dropped: A white homeowner in the People's Republic of Kansas City allegedly ventilated a Black teen who showed up at his door. The kid supposedly rang the wrong doorbell. Now, before the soyboys start shrieking about systemic racism, let's pump the brakes and look at the actual situation.

First off, the homeowner turned himself in. So much for the narrative of a privileged white guy getting away with attempted murder. He's facing the music. Second, the details are still murky. Did the homeowner feel threatened? Was there something else going on? We don't know yet, but the Twitterati have already declared him guilty of being white while breathing.

The Usual Suspects, like Ben Crump, are already circling like vultures, ready to squeeze every last drop of grievance out of this situation. Expect a tsunami of virtue signaling and calls for more gun control from people who think the Second Amendment is just a suggestion. Because, you know, criminals totally obey gun laws.

Of course, the Left is conveniently ignoring the fact that self-defense is a legitimate right. A man's home is his castle, and he has the right to protect it from intruders. Now, was this kid an intruder? Maybe not. But if you show up at someone's door unannounced, especially late at night, you're taking a risk. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

This is prime example of the media complex's current narrative: race-bait, fearmonger, and stir up division wherever possible. It is an ugly way to gain clicks and profit, but sadly, it is effective, and it will continue unless people push back and think for themselves. Stop consuming the outrage and think critically.

Let's be real here. This whole thing could have been avoided if people just stayed off other folks property or something, maybe. If this turns out to be another self-defense case, the woke mob will just move on to the next outrage. But for now, they're going to milk this for all it's worth, spreading their toxic ideology and trying to tear down our society one tweet at a time. Stay strapped, Kings.

Sources:

* Missouri Revised Statutes, Chapter 563: Use of Force in Defense of Persons * FBI Uniform Crime Reporting (UCR) Program