WASHINGTON – You know what’s woke? Letting convicted murderers live out their days on the taxpayer dime. You know what’s based? Lining 'em up against a wall and letting the lead fly. That's why the DOJ’s announcement Friday that they're 'strengthening the federal death penalty' by bringing back firing squads is straight fire.

According to the DOJ’s own words, they're going back to the good ol' days of pentobarbital lethal injections (the based Trump 1.0 protocol) AND adding firing squads to the mix. Because why not? It’s not like these guys are going to summer camp. They're getting a dirt nap, courtesy of Uncle Sam.

And get this – they're 'streamlining internal processes' to make these executions happen faster. No more Biden-era moratoriums, no more endless appeals. Time to stop the stalling and start sending these creeps to meet their maker. Todd Blanche, the acting US attorney general, is already locking and loading, seeking death sentences against nine of these guys.

Remember when Trump signed that execution order last January? He wasn't playing around. He told the AG to make sure states had enough lethal injection juice, and now the DOJ is dropping the hammer, reversing the Biden regime’s limp-wristed attempts to 'erode the death penalty.'

The libs had their fun putting everything on hold since 2021, while Merrick Garland did his best impression of a potted plant. But those days are over. Trump is back, and he's not afraid to send a message: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. In this case, the prize is a one-way ticket to hell.

But wait, there's more! The DOJ is also planning to empower states to streamline those pesky habeas reviews and even block inmates from filing clemency petitions. Talk about cutting through the red tape! No more endless appeals from these clowns, just a swift and decisive end.

Sure, five states already allow firing squads, but this is the feds we're talking about. This is like the difference between a community college and Harvard. This is the big leagues of capital punishment.

And let's be real, the libs are already losing their minds. Gallup polls might show support for the death penalty dipping, but who cares what the soyboy latte sippers think? This isn't about popularity; it's about justice. It's about sending a message that there are consequences for your actions. You reap what you sow and all that jazz.