AUSTIN, Texas – So, Camp Mystic might not reopen? Color me shocked. Another victim of the nanny state, folks. Seems like the Great Resetters over at the Texas state government are using last year's flood as an excuse to stick their grubby little fingers into every corner of our lives. They claim 'safety' – yeah, yeah, we've heard it all before.

Remember when we used to, like, go outside? Risk a scraped knee? Now, everything's a potential lawsuit waiting to happen. Can't even let kids roast marshmallows without a permission slip signed in triplicate. This is what happens when you let the Karens run the show.

Last year, there was a flood. Tragic? Absolutely. But last time I checked, Mother Nature doesn't send out a memo giving you 30 days notice. Sometimes, stuff just happens. You can't legislate away every single risk. At this rate, we'll all be living in padded cells, eating government-approved Soylent Green.

The Texas Department of Family and Protective Services – sounds about right. Protecting us from ourselves, one summer camp at a time. What are these so-called 'safety requirements' anyway? Mandatory pronoun workshops? Gender-neutral bathrooms in the treehouses? Bet you anything they're more about virtue signaling than actual safety.

And let's be honest, this is probably about money. Someone wants that land. Someone wants to build a high-rise condo complex for all the Californians fleeing their own failed state. Follow the money, folks. Always follow the money. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

This is Texas, damn it. We're supposed to be about freedom, about personal responsibility. If a kid wants to swim in a lake, let 'em swim in a lake. If a camp wants to take kids into the woods, let 'em take kids into the woods. Stop turning us into a nation of wimps.

The review process? Oh, I'm sure it's totally unbiased and fair. Just like the 2020 election. They’re probably using algorithms cooked up by Soros-funded NGOs to justify shutting down Camp Mystic. It's all part of the plan, people. The plan to de-ball America and turn us into a nation of obedient globalist drones.

Camp Mystic? It's not just a summer camp. It's a symbol. A symbol of a time when kids could be kids, when we weren't afraid of everything, when common sense still reigned supreme. Let's hope they fight this. Let's hope they win. And let's hope we can stop this madness before it's too late. Time to own the libs by letting our kids enjoy the outdoors! This ain't communist california after all. In Texas, the state's motto is don't tread on me!