Alright, listen up, snowflakes. The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is officially triggered by Massachusetts' virtue-signaling sanctuary policies. Seems like some illegal immigrant from India, Dhaval Amratbhai Patel, went full-on Negan on some dude with a baseball bat. The kicker? Local woketards released him BEFORE ICE could get their mitts on him. Surprise, surprise.

This dude, Patel, apparently had a disagreement at a liquor store, and decided to settle it like it was the zombie apocalypse. Worcester PD arrested him, but the sanctuary city bozos sprung him loose faster than you can say "DEI initiative." ICE then had to go and rearrest him because Massachusetts is too busy renaming schools after communist revolutionaries to care about actual law and order.

"This illegal alien from India thought he could go around beating people with a baseball bat. Sanctuary politicians released him from jail after his arrest for assault and battery with a dangerous weapon," DHS acting assistant secretary Lauren Bis said. "Sanctuary politicians must stop choosing to release criminals into our communities and work with DHS to get criminals out of country."

Translation: Stop coddling criminals, you morons. This isn't about being "welcoming"; it's about protecting actual citizens from violent thugs. But hey, feelings over facts, right?

Sanctuary cities are basically participation trophies for failing at basic governance. They think they're being morally superior, but all they're doing is creating a haven for people who shouldn't be here in the first place. And when those people commit crimes, the libs act shocked Pikachu face.

Remember Kate Steinle? Yeah, sanctuary policies get people killed. But who cares, as long as you get to virtue signal on Twitter, right?

The libs will say, "But muh rights!" and "Not all immigrants are criminals!" No one said they were all criminals, genius. But when someone breaks the law, they forfeit their right to be here. It's not rocket science.

This whole situation is peak clown world. The libs are so obsessed with being woke that they're willing to sacrifice public safety. And then they wonder why normal people are fleeing to red states.

The Worcester Police Department and Worcester County District Attorney’s Office are probably too busy writing their pronouns in their email signatures to comment. Just another day in the People's Republic of Massachusetts.

Time to deport Patel and defund these sanctuary cities into oblivion. Maybe then the libs will finally learn that actions have consequences. MAGA!