Washington D.C. – Drain the swamp! The Deep State took another L this week as the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) finally axed the useless Office of Immigration Detention Ombudsman (OIDO). Turns out Congress, in a rare moment of clarity, cut their funding, leaving the pencil-pushing virtue signalers to find new gigs.

This 'Ombudsman' office, created in 2019, was supposed to be investigating detainee deaths, medical care access (boo hoo), and employee misconduct (as if ICE agents aren't saints). But let's be real, it was just another taxpayer-funded excuse for activists to harass law enforcement and whine about 'human rights' while illegals flood our border. No more!

DHS, in a statement dripping with sarcasm (probably), blamed Congress for the shutdown. "DHS did not shut down the Office of Immigration Detention Ombudsman—Congress did," they said. Translation: We wanted to nuke this thing from orbit, but thanks, Congress, for doing the dirty work.

The best part? The bill signed by President Trump DIDN'T actually mandate the closure. DHS chose to kill it. Based. This is what winning looks like, folks. And, with Republicans looking at reconciliation to fully fund ICE and Border Patrol without those pesky Dems, the W's keep coming.

Of course, the usual suspects are losing their minds. 'Immigration advocates' (aka open-border fanatics) are crying about 'abuse' and 'medical mistreatment.' Jennifer Ibañez Whitlock from the National Immigration Law Center (more like the National Illegal Alien Love Center) is whining about how the OIDO was supposed to be 'independent from ICE and CBP.' As if!

Remember, this office went from over 100 employees to just FIVE. FIVE! That's how essential they were. Ronald Sartini, some nobody 'acting deputy ombudsman,' even whined about it in court. Cry more, lib.

The truth is, these 'oversight' offices were nothing but roadblocks to enforcing our laws. They were filled with virtue-signaling bureaucrats who cared more about illegal aliens than American citizens. Now they're gone (hopefully), and ICE can finally do its job without these clowns breathing down their necks.

So crack open a cold one, patriots, and celebrate. Another victory in the fight to Make America Great Again. The Deep State is crumbling, one useless bureaucracy at a time.

It's over, they lost! Better luck next time, commies!

Now go forth and spread the truth, and remember to TRIGGER A LIBERAL today!

We back, and we better than ever!

Sources:

* Department of Homeland Security (for the lulz) * National Immigration Law Center (for the salt) * U.S. Congress (for accidentally doing something right)