Okay, so Denmark's having an election on March 24th, and the deep state, I mean, their 'intelligence agencies' (PET and FE), are clutching their pearls about foreign interference. Shocker. Turns out, Russia's not thrilled about Denmark simping for Ukraine (who is, besides Raytheon?), and they might, like, totally hack the mainframe or something.

But wait, there's more! These brainiacs also blame... drumroll please... Donald Trump's epic quest to buy Greenland. Apparently, Trump's offer to take Greenland off their hands caused 'disinformation' and 'uncertainty.' You know, because mean tweets are basically a declaration of war these days. The irony is thick enough to cut with a butter knife: the US, in its bumbling attempts to 'help,' might have just opened the door for Putin to mess with their election. Big brain time.

So, let's recap: Russia's bad (duh), Ukraine's a black hole for taxpayer money (allegedly), and Trump's Greenland gambit was peak cringe (agreed). Denmark's Prime Minister, Mette Frederiksen (who sounds like a Bond villain), called the election and whined about Russia and Trump. Gotta love the classics.

She's strategically timing it, too, because apparently, she got a popularity boost for telling Trump to kick rocks when he wanted Greenland. Now, isn't that convenient? She's playing the victim card like a pro while probably lining up a sweet EU gig after she's done with Danish politics.

These polls show her party is down, but still 'winning.' Sounds about right. The Social Democrats are losing their grip faster than Biden on a coherent thought, but they're still somehow on top. This election promises to be a clown show, and you know what? We're here for it.

The real question is, will anyone even notice if Russia messes with the election? I mean, is there anything even left of Western Democracy anyway? The establishment wants us to believe elections are sacrosanct, but they ignore it every time they can and they always interfere themselves!

I'm gonna sit back, crack open a Tuborg, and watch the fireworks. The whole thing is just like that meme with the dog in the burning house: 'This is fine.'

What's going to happen? Most likely, the same old Globalist rats will keep winning, regardless of whatever votes the people allegedly make. But hey, at least we got some new meme material out of it. Thanks, Trump! You're the gift that keeps on giving.