New York, NY - So, the usual suspects are out in force. A gaggle of Dem hopefuls, probably polling somewhere between 'who?' and 'never heard of 'em,' descended upon New York for a convention. The mission? To virtue signal about Trump's 'war of choice' in Iran. Translation: Orange Man Bad.

These aspiring overlords, clearly strategizing for 2028 (lol), are already prepping their talking points. Get ready for four more years of 'muh diplomacy' and 'peaceful solutions' while the Ayatollahs laugh all the way to the nuclear enrichment facility.

"This wasn't necessary!" one potential candidate shrieked, probably while sipping a soy latte. "Think of the children!" (Narrator: Nobody was thinking of the children).

Another genius suggested we just talk to Iran. You know, the same Iran that sponsors terrorism and chants 'Death to America.' Brilliant strategy, champ. Real statesman material.

It's the 2028 primaries already? Feels like it. The sideshow is beginning. Everyone tripping over themselves to see who can be the most woke. They'll be fighting for votes in the blue states and probably losing to Trump, Jr., Jr.

The really funny part? Half of these clowns will probably drop out before the first primary. But hey, at least they got to feel important for a day, right?

Meanwhile, the world keeps spinning, Iran keeps building nukes, and the Democrats keep proving they're allergic to anything resembling a backbone. Maybe they can start a GoFundMe to buy Iran some peace lilies. That'll fix everything.

Experts say this performative outrage is all about positioning themselves for the future. Translation: they're desperate for attention. It's gonna be four more years of this, buckle up, buttercups.

Let's see, the Democrat contenders think this is a bad war? Let's see how many support the next one, since they are pretty good at that, too.

And as the inevitable debates commence, we can all eagerly anticipate the parade of progressive platforms so devoid of substance, so heavy on rhetoric, and so laughably detached from reality that they'll make your head spin.

Their gathering in the city means one thing, they are scared of one man, and he's playing golf right now.

The only thing the Democrats love to do is blame someone else for their failures. Well, don't worry guys, you're gonna have four more years of blaming a man in Florida, it's what you are the best at.