So, the swamp's at it again, eh? Apparently, Trump tried to get the military some decent AI, and now we're hearing whispers about a 'war' with Anthropic, one of these fancy-pants AI companies. What gives? Simple: woke ideology is metastasizing like a digital cancer, even threatening national security. The military needs the very best A.I. to streamline its operations, but if the best AI is busy virtue signaling and avoiding 'offensive' algorithms, then we're screwed.

Let's be real, this isn't just about 'streamlining operations.' This is about staying ahead of the CCP, those commie chinks building their AI-powered surveillance state. While they're busy perfecting facial recognition to track every Uyghur, our guys are stuck dealing with AI that refuses to profile potential terrorists because it might hurt someone's feelings. No wonder the military is feeling a bit… constipated.

And who's behind this? The usual suspects: virtue-signaling CEOs, soy-latte sipping programmers, and deep-state bureaucrats who think winning wars is less important than being 'inclusive.' They're so busy trying to appease the Twitter mob that they're willing to kneecap our national defense. Sad!

Remember when Google refused to work on Project Maven because their employees threw a tantrum about 'killer robots'? Same playbook. These companies are more concerned with their ESG scores than with, you know, defending the freaking country. It's like they want us to lose, just so they can feel good about themselves.

So, what did Trump do wrong? Probably didn't virtue signal enough. Should have thrown in a woke buzzword salad about 'equity' and 'inclusion' and maybe sprinkled some pronouns on the contract. Then, MAYBE, these companies wouldn't have freaked out. But honestly, who needs 'em?

There are plenty of patriotic engineers out there who aren't afraid to build AI that can actually help our troops. Let's find them, fund them, and tell these woke corporations to take their social justice garbage and shove it where the sun don't shine. The military shouldn't find ways to work with these companies; it should build better, based AI itself.

This isn't about 'ethics,' it's about priorities. Are we more concerned with winning wars or with making sure everyone feels warm and fuzzy inside? Because last time I checked, nobody wins a war by being nice. It's time to stop playing nice and start building some AI that can actually kick ass.

Bottom line: the swamp needs to be drained, Silicon Valley needs to be de-woked, and the military needs AI that's designed to win, not to apologize. Let’s get this done, MAGA style! You know, before the robots get cancelled for cultural appropriation.