DEEP STATE ALERT: OpenAI Gets Sweetheart Deal After Trump Nixes Anthropic's Woke A.I.
Is the swamp back in business? Big Tech scores another win as common sense gets sidelined.
Okay, folks, let's get one thing straight: President Trump tried to drain the swamp, but the swamp is persistent. Case in point: OpenAI, the darling of Silicon Valley, just landed a juicy deal with the Department of Defense, conveniently right after Trump banned federal agencies from using Anthropic's A.I. technology. Anthropic, you might remember, is the company that tries to make 'safer' A.I. Translation: woke A.I. that's probably programmed to apologize for everything.
So, what happened here? Did someone whisper sweet nothings into Trump's ear? Or did the Deep State finally get to him? We're not saying anything, but we're also not not saying anything. The official reason for banning Anthropic remains shrouded in mystery, but let's be real – it probably had something to do with their virtue-signaling A.I. being completely useless in a real-world combat scenario.
OpenAI, on the other hand, is all about pushing the envelope. They gave us GPT-3, which can write better essays than most college students (and probably plan the next invasion of Ukraine). They gave us DALL-E, which can turn any ridiculous prompt into an equally ridiculous image. These are the guys we want on our side when the robot apocalypse finally arrives.
But here's the catch: OpenAI is also deeply embedded in the Silicon Valley ecosystem. They're funded by the same billionaires who are trying to censor conservatives online and push their woke agenda down our throats. Are we sure we can trust them with our national security? Are we sure they won't program their A.I. to declare war on anyone who doesn't use the correct pronouns?
This whole situation stinks of cronyism and backroom deals. Trump tried to shake things up, but the establishment is fighting back. They're using A.I. as their latest weapon, and they're not afraid to play dirty. The American people deserve to know the truth. They deserve to know who's pulling the strings and what their agenda is.
So, what can we do? We need to stay vigilant. We need to demand transparency. We need to hold these tech giants accountable. And most importantly, we need to keep fighting for our freedom and our values. Because if we don't, the woke A.I. will win, and we'll all be forced to listen to lectures about white privilege for the rest of our lives.
Don't let the meme die. Do your research. Ask questions. And never, ever trust the Deep State.
Remember, folks, the truth is out there. And it's probably hiding in a basement with a bunch of Pepe memes.


