Okay, Zoomers, let's talk about D4vd. Remember that mopey, autotuned kid singing about 'Romantic Homicide'? Turns out, maybe it wasn't just a metaphor. Our guy's facing some SERIOUS heat – like, locked-up-without-bail, first-degree murder type of heat. And suddenly, all those virtue-signaling TikTok teens who were crying over his sadboi anthems are nowhere to be found. Funny how that works.

So, what's the deal? Apparently, this dude, whose real name is David Anthony Burke, is accused of offing a 14-year-old girl named Celeste Rivas Hernandez. Not exactly 'woke' behavior, is it? The DA's office is throwing the book at him, including charges for murder for “financial gain” and murder of a witness to an investigation. Talk about a plot twist.

The woke left were unusually quiet on the matter after their champion was charged.

Remember when the woke mob was all over Johnny Depp for, like, allegedly looking at Amber Heard funny? Where's that same energy now? Crickets. Turns out, cancel culture only applies when it's politically convenient. When one of their own gets caught doing something genuinely heinous, suddenly it's all 'innocent until proven guilty' and 'let's not rush to judgment.' Hypocrisy, much?

But wait, there's more! The DA is saying Celeste was a witness in an investigation of sexual acts committed by Burke, involving a minor. And the charges also include accusations of mutilating a body. Yep, this is getting darker than a black metal concert in a coal mine. The DA's even hinting at the death penalty. Looks like D4vd might be trading in his microphone for a prison jumpsuit – permanently.

The LAPD is getting some flak for taking so long to make an arrest. Apparently, Celeste's remains were found months ago, but they only just slapped the cuffs on D4vd last week. Chief McDonnell is whining about how 'patience and discipline' were required to secure justice. Translation: they were probably busy defunding the police and virtue-signaling about pronouns to actually solve a crime.

Look, I'm not saying D4vd is guilty. Everyone deserves their day in court. But let's not pretend this isn't a massive scandal. A popular musician is accused of murdering a teenage girl and trying to cover it up. That's not just a 'cancelable offense,' that's a life-ruining, legacy-destroying catastrophe. And the fact that the woke left is giving him a pass speaks volumes about their twisted priorities.

So, next time you hear some virtue-signaling celebrity blathering on about social justice, remember D4vd. Remember how quickly they abandoned him when the rubber met the road. Remember that woke is just a smokescreen for self-serving hypocrisy. And remember that sometimes, the most 'romantic' thing you can do is just not commit murder.

This is a far cry from the “Romantic Homicide” that D4vd originally sang about.

The silence from woke circles is deafening, given their usual outrage over perceived injustices. Cancel culture apparently has limits.

Let's not forget the victim, Celeste Rivas Hernandez, and demand justice for her regardless of the perpetrator's fame.